Thursday, November 30, 2006

Christmas comes early!!!

Smells like presents!!!When you are far from home, I find you become a lot more festive during those special times of the year. It just reminds you of home and all the good times you miss. This is why Steph and I have already bought 3 strings of lights and a Christmas tree. Yep, our apartment is "strung out" with strobing lights everywhere. It's awesome!

Stockings in the house!!!Christmas here is not as consumer-oriented as it is back home, so the trees and ornaments are scarce and are probably only in stock because the foreigner population in Mokpo can finally support it. We are planning to go all out this year, and we both already have presents under the tree! One from my parents and one for Steph from Santa Clause!

I love you Crimmas!!!
Now if we could only find some Egg Nog and a recording of a roaring fireplace!

Labels: , , ,

Friday, November 24, 2006

Slandery is the highest form of Compliment

Weird Al just came out with another song that makes little jabs at Canada. I personally love it. Take that and the infamous song "Blame Canada" from South Park, and you have some good mockery.




In my opinion, if you can't take some good jokes about your country, you need to get thicker skin. Canada is a phenominal place to live, but there will always be lots to improve on. And if our friends to the south don't know that you shouldn't bring your winter jacket when you come to Toronto in July, it really shouldn't concern us.

PS - My little two cents about Quebec. I think Quebec is a distinct society. If calling them a "Nation within Canada" makes them feel valued, then that is fine with me. I think that Quebec gives Canada more of that Multicultural + European flavour that makes us what we are. I hope they stick around. One worry though, is that soon, every "distinct society" within Canada, will step up and now want their own "Nation". Let's hope this doesn't get out of control.

Labels: ,

The wallet story

I'm Richard Bergen and I'm here to tell you that wallets are easy to lose!!!Sometimes, we have guest authors on our blog, sometimes they are group efforts, and other times no one really wants to take credit for what is written.

On Monday, Steph was handed a wallet by one of the trainers at our gym - Vitamin Gym. It belonged to our friend Richard. We figured that Richard left it at the gym and that they thought all us foreigners knew each other (which we do). We thought nothing of it.

The next day, the same trainer ask me (through hand gestures) if I had gotten MY wallet. Guess he thought I was Richard... not a big deal. Later that day, we dropped the wallet off with Richard, only to learn that he had lost the wallet in a Taxi on the weekend...

In the lost wallet was the following note:

Dear Mr. Bergen.

This is KP(Korean Police) substation in Sang-dong, Mokpo.
Yesterday, we recieved a statement about lost wallet from one citizen.
We searched your fitness membership card from your wallet.
Then we called Vitamin Fitness Club and found out that you are that club's member.
We also found out your cell-phone number(010-xxx-xxxx) by asking to that club's client.
We tried to call up many times, but there were no answers.
In our opinions, you maybe lost your cell-phone with wallet together.
So, we drop in your club and kept your wallet to client necessary.
Please, get back your wallet from client safely.
And if you any questions, contact us below telephone number.

Korean Police substation in Sang-dong, Mokpo


Another example of Korea's awesome side.

Labels: ,

The Ragin' Grade 4

The schooling system here is pretty similar to that at home in some ways, but in others, there are drastic differences. Most of my classes have 30-36 kids in them and there are 6 classes per grade, 42 classes in total in the school. Kids can't be failed or expelled, and don't you even think about calling the student's parents! But these are made up with other disciplining tricks, like excercises, making kids kneel or getting them to hold things above their heads for long periods of time.

Now, my school is a really good one (Ask Steph about hers...). The kids listen when they are in trouble and do what they are told... even though they may not listen all the time in class. Simple tricks usually work. Then again, maybe its because I'm 6'7".

Explosion!!In my grade 4 class this week (one of 6 that I teach on my own with kids who barely speak the language) one kid began the class punching the nerdy kid in front of him, in the back... smiling the whole time he was doing it. I told him to "stop" in Korean. He did for a minute and started again. At that point I told him that he had one more chance or I would put him in the baby chair (chair at the front of the class). Again, he stopped and started again.

I stared at him in disbelief for a second before I told him to stand up and bring his chair to the front. And that was when the little "thing" inside him, snapped. You could see, as he stood up, that his little face had gone completely red and that his eyes had turned to little fireballs, focused on burning through the nerdly kid in front of him. I had a hard time believing that the nerdly kid made him do it.

Out of control kid!Despite my demands to bring his chair to the front, the "Raging kid" continued to stand at his desk and burn a hole through the nerdly kid's head with his enraged eyes. I walked over to him and picked up his chair and motioned for him to head to the front of the class. This was his breaking point. Raging kid, who is 9 years old remember, slides to the side of Nerdly, and gives him a vicious sucker punch to the face. He follows with 5 more rapid punches to the face and neck that reminded me of an Extreme Fighting match where one of the combatants has been knocked unconscious and the other has jumped on top and begins to pummel him. Not something you expect in Grade 4... just vicious.

In a reactionary move, with his chair already in my right hand, I grab "Ragin" buy the collar of his coat (there is no heat in the schools yet, so kids wear coats and blankets in class), and lift him off the ground, effectively disabling him. Kid in one hand, chair in the other, I swiftly move towards the door to deposit Ragin and chair outside my class. Adrenalin coursing in route, I accidentally conk the chair off Ragin's head. He, in turn, cools down a little. I sit him in the chair, outside the class, where he begins to cry. Nerdly has his head in his arms and is doing the same, but appears to be fine, inspite of a sound pummelling.

I scold "Ragin" for my own good, as he can't understand, and continue onto the rest of the class, with charades explaining "We don't fight in MY class" and "That is a bad student!" and "Teacher angry". The kids are less shocked by the event than I, but more interested in what MY reaction is.

The teacher waltzes by 10 minutes later on in the class, and I charade/reinact to her what happened. She is mildly upset, and yells a little at Ragin, before she heads back to her "Free time".

I just shake my head, realizing once again, that things are a little different here.

Blog-worthiness

As you might have noticed (thanks Jeff), the frequency of my posting has dropped off a bit of late. It has been said that a good blog has both frequent postings as well as great content that will continue to bring the readers, YOU, back. Now, let's not touch that term, "a good blog. I'm just writing a journal of what happened has during our year in Korea, and things of late have been pretty routine. Don't get me wrong, time here is flying bye, but many of the teachers here have made the comment that after about 4 months here, you start to become "desensitized" to the things that you are seeing. Things aren't less crazy, but I personally find them less Blog-worthy than I would have in my first 4 months.

A guy just dying to dieFor instance;
Last week, there was a guy up a hydro pole. His friends/co-workers were mingling around him at the base. Was he from the Hydro company? I don't know. Were the wires live? I would think so, but who knows. Maybe some were. So there he was, cutting down (random) wires from this pole. Was the traffic re-routed? Of course not. Pedestrians warned? Do you need to ask. As cars would drive by, BAM, a wire would fall and land on the hood of the car. Any yelling or posturing by the driver of the car? Nope... he just slowed down, realized what had hit his car, and I guess figured that that was just ok by him. And crazy as it seems now, we didn't think much of it either.

From now on, I will try and keep you in mind when I'm thinking about "Blog-worthiness" and try to stay regular... if you know what I mean.

Labels:

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Rick tells it like it is...

As all the Canadians know, Rick Mercer is a pretty funny guy. His political satire routine is second to none. Now, I am a huge fan of John Stewart, but Canada knows it's political satire. From the Canadian Air Farce, to This hour has 22 minutes to Rick Mercer and the Mercer Report, we know how to make fun of our politicians.

Rick is so good, he's already been granted the Order of Canada! (I really don't think a comedian should be given that prestigious of an award until he has a career under his belt, but what do I know?)


His rants are always a breath of fresh air as well as his skits including my favourites;
Minty Fresh, Hands in my pockets and his trip to Churchill.

Keep up the good work Rick!

Labels: , , ,

Friday, November 10, 2006

Remembrance Day

Just a small but important reminder to everyone that November 11th is Remembrance Day. Let us remember the sacrifices made by others, our Fathers, our Grandmothers and everyone who served in wartimes, so that we can live in the world we do today.

Take that moment and really reflect on what it means to you. Find a ceremony to sit in on (There's a nice one in Spencer Smith Park in Burlington). But please, just think. Canadian physician and Lieutenant Colonel John McCrae captures the loss in the famous poem:

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.

We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved, and were loved, and now we lie
In Flanders fields.

Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields.

We all must continue to work together, learn and understand each other to keep this world (or to make this world, depending on your outlook) a place we can all live happily in.

Lest We Forget

Labels: ,

Pepero day!!!

While most of world is spends November 11th remembering those killed in World War 1 and every war that follows, The Koreans, sparked by either smart marketing or amazing word of mouth Celebrate Pepero (빼빼로) day!

The unofficial holiday involves students giving a crapload of Pepero brand chocolate covered breadsticks to their friends. It is comparable to Valentines day back home, but would probably be closer to "Mars bar day" than anything. A piece of marketing genius by the Lotte corporation.

All that matters to me is that I got a truck load of candy today! Good thing too... my kids were REALLY bad today. All that damn suger I suppose.

Pile o pepero!!!

Labels: , , ,

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Korean TV

Where to start? Well, first thing to say is that I was surprised about the amount of English on cable TV. Of the 70 standard channels we get, maybe 6 of them are English. But hold on... at any time 5-6 of them could be showing an English movie with Korean subtitles... Sometimes all of them are hosting movies including (high rotation) Independance day, Jurassic Park 8, and Legally Blonde 2. Pulp Fiction was on the other day, but all the drug scenes were blacked out - literally the screen went black when John Travolta was getting into the heroin (Drugs are a huge no-no in Korea... I.e. Jail terms and fines are severe).

Also, there are numerous music channels with Korean "Ballads" which match a "tear-jerking" song with a 10 minute mini movie involving love and death with some crazy fight scenes mixed in for flavour. Other channels have wild comedy shows like "Heroine 6" (to the left) where the cast play ridiculous games that make you wonder; How can they play the same games EVERY DAY?".

Other than these miscellaneous movies, there are four types of channels that draw most of our attention;

1. OnStyle
Literally every woman's dream and every man's nightmare. Picture an English channel jammed with every entertainment news show and reality TV show ever conceived. Project runway, America's top model and American Idol keep Steph happy and keep me on the computer.

2. CNN International
Not as good as it first sounded, to me. 10 minutes of global news, 10 minutes of global weather and 10 minutes of soccer "highlights" (I've never used "soccer" and "highlights" in the same sentence before!) are repeated on the shortest rotation known to man. Larry King comes in once a day to interview a random American Politician every day to break the seemingly neverending repetition.

3. The Video Game channel
Literally some men's dream and every woman's nightmare. Picture a Korean channel jammed with every video game you can think of, running 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. The channel brings to light Korea's "e-athletes" (yes, they call professional video gamers "athletes"... cough, cough) and also is amazingly good at driving Steph out of the room. Starcraft is the largest game in the country and has its own league and teams with players on salary.

4. The 5 Korean Home shopping channels
Yes, 5... well maybe 3 or 4, but you would be amazed to see what they are selling! From kimchi refrigerators, to live seafood (complete with families devouring wriggling stews with crazy glee in their eyes), to fans and vitamins. Its really a sight to see... which you can if you check out GSeshop, WooriShop or NSEshop. There will a pop-up and it will ask you to install the "SeeLive viewer" which is totally safe and will let you watch Korean culture at its finest.

Finally, there are dozens of commercials that make use of 3 or 4 main actors/actresses and are laden with catchy jingles and wild flashy graphics. If you thought it was hard to get songs out of your head at home, you ain't seen nothin yet! My brain is melting!

Labels: , , , , , , , , , ,